found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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