I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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