Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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