I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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