i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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