is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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