He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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