I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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