doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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