If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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