She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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