I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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