i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
as a side note pls kill me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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