Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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