I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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