We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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