I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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