i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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