Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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