she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
