Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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