Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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