Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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