So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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