she was so not down for the gang bang
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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