when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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