if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
