I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
