she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
