Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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