Ambien. No doubt about it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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