hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
