a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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