forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have feelings that need drinking.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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