I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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