He asked to "fluff my boner.."
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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