I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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