Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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