ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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