How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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