ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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