Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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