normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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