I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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