if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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