Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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