Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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