He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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