it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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