Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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