awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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